Showing posts with label Kakakaka. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kakakaka. Show all posts

Sep 17, 2012

Ketch-up 2

Salam

Dulu saya ada cerita saya tergolek dog depan makcik jual kuih kan :). Ingat entry ini?  **zarin sila gelak* and here is another mishap yang terjadi minggu lepas depan sushi king. And this time is a better fall hehehe- Tremendous yang amat - susah nak dapat jatuh yang gini- hahahaah *mode gelakkan diri sendiri*

Nak jadi ceritakan, suatu malam yang indah saya pergi makan salmon - suka sangat seminggu kadang 2 kali- order 3 piring salmon share ngan hub sambil tu makan yg lain lain yang ada salmon gak mostly. Masa ni Qayyum ikut kami , kakak kakak pergi kumon, too bad :). Di pendekkan cerita, dah kenyang dah bayar semua -nak keluarlah kan.

Masa I push the door open kaki I da macam nak terpeleot but I tegakkan balik - but I think kaki I tak cukup tegak lagi - I tak habis lagi posisikan badan I dengan stabil while at the same time my other leg dah swing ke depan. And nak jadi cerita I da tumbang 45 darjah **serius k** but tak jadi jatuh sebab I macam tengah control lagi nak elak jatuh- I almost felt like I was not going to fall - I ll be saved by -*orang tua cakap, Malaikat sambut or pegang you* but somehow when I lifted up my body away from posisi 45 darjah tu,  dengan jayanya ketika dan waktu itu, I jatuh ala ala tangan sebelah mahu menyambut bola **ala ala pemain netball* serius k-

So jatuhla saya on my side, muka intact **control* hujung bibir terhentak ke simen (luka gusi I you) tangan memanjang ke luar - still in posisi menyelamatkan bola :), and the world seemed to stop for a while.

I was so terperanjat because *I berani kerat jari* I have got it - da stabil da tadi kaki da nak tegak dah. So I looked at my hubby yang masa tu muka stunned sangat **and dia macam nak lari tak nak ngaku I bini hehe**, I tengok dia a few second sambil terbaring kat situ blur- Then lepas tu baru tersedar and I hulur my tangan to him ** iyalah kan tolonglaaa sikit I bangun heheh*-

Lepas tu baru terperasan, orang keliling pandang, jangan cakap la kan - YA Allah Malunyaaaaaaaa- *buat bodoh ja - control control.

The whole situation was so funny that dalam sakit lutut dan bibir, I sebenarnya nak tergelak terbahak bahak but tak berani nak gelak kuat kuat sebab I knew hub was pissed off with me *I could just feel it* - Dia tengah menceceh pelan pelan sambil geleng geleng- u ni jalan macam mana ni etc boleh jatuh bla bla bla...

Hmmm if the last time I blame it on the phone sebab I tengah sms then I tergolek dog padan lah muka I kan :), this time I got the shoes to blame on hah. Sebab shoes raya ni *ceh* wedges but tumit belakang tu sangat fine macam tak stabil- sebelum ni pun I da 1,2 kali rasa nak terpeleot.

So blame the shoes heheh
Til Later **sila gelakkan saya lagi esp *Zarin* the first person that I whatssapp untuk mengadu but dia gelak you terbahak bahak - Cisssssssssssssss


ps:
Anyway ada la tu - come to think of it, Allah mahu saya istifar- ada benda that day yang saya buat huhu

Alhamdulillah moga selalu diselamatkan dari accident teruk2 - walau dengan jatuh yang complicated - tak ada kesan yang teruk (sebab ada yang jatuh simple ja but urat buku lali terkoyak)

Sep 28, 2011

Morning Laugh

Receive this sms early morning while I am in a meeting


Sender- Morning Kak Eda, Empire meletupkan, near your off? Baru ingat nak pergi.
In between listening to the meeting discussion, I read it as "kak Eda empire meletup tak? baru nak g".


My answer: hmm, tak tau meletup ke tak. Ada coach butik ja. Ada lasenza and Dorothy Perkins. Bolehlah, selalu  gak sales. Kalau ada gucci or lv meletop lah but ni tak lah meletup sangat.


**Meletup** in my text is "happening"/Gahh"/"class"


Sender: No reply. *Terkedu*


Me, an hour later- back at my workstation. Buka email- Email tittle : Empire Building rumors gas leak- with a few pictures.


Hmm??? eh you all betul ke empire meletop??? Ahmoi sebelah I datang - iye meh??? Jom jom check internet. Eh iyala- ni ada news dalam Malaysia Insider .


Me :D quickly sent a text to my friend just now , you are ACTUALLY asking me"if the building does explode???" heheeheh  I thought u tanya tempat tu "meletopppp"ke tak. I thought you mean class ke, gah ke. So I jawablah "tak". Sebab kalau nak compare, Pavillion and KLCC lagi meletopppppppp. :D :) ;) Hahahah


Sender- iyalaaaa - that why I terkedu baca your reply hahaha.


KEKEKEKEKEK


TQ-cikAyu for making me laugh. I need it :)


Here keratan news:

SUBANG JAYA, Sept 28 \ Four people were hurt in an early morning explosion at the Empire Gallery shopping mall here, which was heard from as far away as Bangsar.


Eyewitnesses described a scene of chaos, adding police, ambulances and the fire brigade are still on the scene.

Police tracker dogs are also there as the cops and Fire and Rescue Department personnel from stations across Subang Jaya, Shah Alam, Damansara and Puchong investigate the incident.

According to the department, a distress called was received at 3.45am this morning of an explosion at the mall, located at the entrance of Subang Jaya from the Federal Highway.

Early investigations show that the explosion started from the mallfs front and involved a gas pipeline. A media report states that the explosion occurred inside the Starbucks outlet.

Rescue workers confirmed four were with light injuries from the incident.

Two Nepalese workers were earlier trapped in the basement but have since been rescued and reportedly sustained minor injuries. Two other passers-by have also been taken to the hospital in an ambulance.

Nearly the entire stretch of the front portion of the newly-built mall have been blown out, damaging a number of cafes, restaurants and clothing stores including Tangs and Starbucks Coffee.

Selangor Mentri Besar Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim tweeted this morning and prayed for the safety of the residents nearby.

Subang Jaya assemblyman Hannah Yeoh is also there, he added.

The shopping mall opened last year.

Yeoh told The Malaysian Insider she scrambled to get there after receiving a tweet about 3-something this morning.

The four injured have been taken to the hospital. One broke his leg, apparently,h she said.

The damage [to the building] is extensive. All of the lower floor all the way up to the second floor,h she added.

The cause of the explosion is still unknown, she said.

The police have sealed off the area surrounding the mall, causing a severe traffic jam as workers are caught up in the morning office rush hour.

Jun 10, 2011

Pagi Barakah

salam friday

my prayers and love for you and you

moga pagi ini ceria untuk anda, tidak tersadung kaki sendiri tergadah dan tergolek (bidaah eh) and terlanding on two hands and feets macam
saya. Uwaaaa

Dari kedai mamak sana, saya jalan ke gerai makcik nasi lemak sinun, tak jauh pun, ada lah tiga kangkang kera and about a few steps from that gerai, tetiba kaki saya lose its auto hayunan and somehow ia jem (like they dont know which leg should walk first), dari segi scientific nya due to a momentary lapse on information flow from my motor nerve kat kaki to my brain I guess or dari segi carelessness nya maybe sebab I duk sibuk type sms on my phone hehe .

Dan terjadilah takdir. Terjatuh nya saya on all four. Adoi sakitnya bila jalan tar keras tu mengguris lutut dan tapak tangan saya. Dalam kesakitan yang amat (bidaah lagi), saya angkat muka and pandang sekeliling, depan dan belakang, kononnya nak control macho kalau ada yang pandang. To my surprise, makcik nasi lemak dan pembantunya tengah bergelak berborak sakan tanpa perasan yang saya dah terduduk dekat tepi meja gerai dia.Then I look behind, pakcik yang sapu jalan pun tengah kusyuk sapu membelakangkan saya. The whole world macam tengah freeze (macam profesor charles buat dalam x men tu). So tetiba dengan kesedaran tiada orang menyaksikan kejatuhan saya tadi, sepantas kilat saya bangun, dengan muka yang kelat though. Adoii sakitnya, how could I fall, what were I thinking just now. Shoot err er astaghfirullah. And alhamdulillah tiada yang teruk teruk. (my office mate's hubby terjatuh gak, a simple fall, 3 ligamen dekat buku lali terkoyak, required major surgery and long leave , moga tabah dengan ujian Allah)

So apa pengajarannya ye kawan
kawan? Even a simple act of walking requires focus. Cik Erma jangan berangan. Cik Erma jangan sibuk nak reply sms. Padan muka you hehe err padan muka I . Adoiii pedih dilutut masih aku terasa

Have a great Friday.

Semoga anda tidak jatuh ye till
later bye bye

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