Kisah Wak Patah

salam sunday everybody (mood ceriala konon). Just came back from berubat cara tradisional. Ikthiar kan apa apa cara pun boleh asal tidak bertembung dengan agama. Tak rasa mengantuklak but malas la pulak untuk bangun mengON kan pc. Blogwalking dah di khatamkan malam semalam dan hari ni so da tak banyak nak di cover ;D.

I brought Mr Hub to see Wak Patah. My dad found out about him from one of his friends. He told us that maybe the pakcik is named after his specialty, mengurut dan menyembuhkan orang patah so he is called Wak Patah. But we were shock to find out that his real name is indeed Wak Patah hehe. That is a thing to ponder. Maybe nama tu membawa berkat sehingga dia terror dan terkenal kan. Mana tau kan. ;D.

He looks quite young for his age. He is 83 years old. He started working on Mr Hub with some quranic verses and then he asked Mr Hub to recite the shahadah (2 times) and then he took telur ayam kampung out and massaged slowly along Mr Hub s leg, from upper thigh to his feet. He did this 4 times, after each session, he would break the egg and look at its yolk. They were getting smaller in size. He said that telur ayam kampung is normally used in perubatan traditional untuk buang angin. Mr Hub s leg is still swolen so buang angin and betul betulkan urat memudahkan perjalanan darah dapat la mengurangkan bengkak. InsyaAllah.

Wak Patah ;D he is an interesting person. A wise and experienced man, I would say. In the duration of one hour, while he did a treatment on Mr Hub, he rambled on so many topic, Malaya history, zaman jepun particularly, sejarah keturunan jawa, kejadian adam dan hawa dan rahsianya, asal usul jin and orang bunian, rahsia surah 3 Qul and on and on hehe. It is not easy to come across this kind of person. and you are lucky if you find one :D, I mean orang yang menceceh but berisi rather than menceceh temberang or rant on and on to bluff you. He is certainly the former, not the latter.

I cant resist a smile when I thought of some of the things that he said. Orang sekarang semua senang but actually susah , umah besar kereta 2 bijik , semua hutang. Orang dulu susah tapi sebenarnya senang. Orang sekarang makan semua tak sihat semua sayur dan buah ada bahan kimia ;D orang dulu takda guna guna baja kimia or racun perosak. The funniest thing that he said is kalaula Jepun memerintah kita lagi lama kita mungkin lagi pandai and lagi independent. Zaman jepun kena pandai semua tak tau panjat pokok kelapa pun  kalau dah jepun pegang senapang di hujung bon bon suruh panjat petik kelapa terus automatically mencicit naik heheh kalau tak kena tembak.

Dia buat lawak pasal hari juga. He said that Friday morning is a good day to berubat. Tuesday and Saturday can only be after zuhur. Friday is like mat saleh said Good Friday. Saturday is Satan Day hehe. Not a good day esp in the morning. Nak berubat seeloknya sebelah petang.

Some of the things that he said is quite cynical (betul ke eja ni), Ulamak sekarang ulamak kertas, semua tau habis semua kitab dibaca but they dont really know rahsia ilmu. Rahsia rahsia ilmu yang tidak diturunkan dari buku. Ilmu verbal alim ulama yang hilang di telan masa. Again an interesting thought to ponder :D

Tu la dia cite Wak Patah. Wak Patah Wak Patah. We see you again next week k with more interesting celoteh/ramble , hehe

Night Night ;D Sweet Dream

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